The hardware company announced its new flagship smartphone yesterday. The device includes a wide-angle lens, its owners can use to make everything appear bigger than it actually is.
Spokesman T. Cook said: “We did extensive research in the White House, to really understand what Americans want. For example, the iPhone 11 PRO also features an USB, because we learned Americans want to grab their phone by the USB.”
Apple is providing regular iPhones for countries that do not suffer from small penis syndrome.